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Modified Crack Lighter

by Big Depression Anime Girls

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1.
We don't have food -- it's pretty great Here, people die and get raped We're always tired Life's on a wire And deserters will be thrown into the fire It's misery, but it's all free Communism works, indeed Marx and all those hipster kids were right Seize the memes of production tonight The sky was blue, but now it's grey And no one wins at any games No institutions Just executions Capitalists, it's your Final Solution It's misery, but it's all free I welcome World War Three Stalin was an angel from on high Seize the memes of production tonight Seize the memes of production tonight
2.
Retarded inbred dogs will haunt the purses that they die in Every biker will learn the word 'de-glove' And every politian has a coffin that they'll lie in Every hippy will swear the answer's love And everybody at the park is a fucking boomer And they say I'm disturbing the peace When their shitty health-care plans leave them all with tumors Their corpses will fertilize the trees And this is the stuff of nightmares And I wouldn't have it any other way Well, actually, that's a lie -- I wish I could change everything But wishes don't go very far these days The fucking soccer-mom apocalypse is soon upon us We'll be dodging Gatorade and racial slurs We'll be set upon by those retarded purse chihuahuas That I think I might have mentioned earlier All these popes and plastic deities will be rescinded And left to the masses they misled The era of these overlords will soon be ended And the choir boys will all lose their heads And this is the stuff of nightmares And I wouldn't have it any other way Well, actually, that's a lie -- I wish I could change everything But wishes don't go very far these days
3.
I couldn't make it through The Rays's first album without puking And thirty seconds later, I had to take a giant poopy I got inside the bathroom, but I couldn't close the door The fuckin' thing was blocked by Mason Marsh's rotting corpse The Rays are pretty dope, but they make me have to shit I don't mean to be an asshole -- I just tell it like it is And I didn't write this song out of nastiness or spite I wrote it just so I could sing the first two chorus lines I couldn't make it past the first Bootleg Brigade demo It gave me diarrhea and it tore me a new asshole I tried to clear the memory of hearing it away By pointing both my grandpa's antique lugers at my brain I do love me some Shitleg, but fuck, I'm just a man And some things are too much to handle -- loyalty be damned And I didn't write these lyrics with intent to burn a bridge I wrote a verse and just needed one more to follow it Fuck you <instrumental> In all honesty, Most bands from Simi Are more talented than Simi bands have business being And if you don't agree Just take a look at me I'm a prime fucking example of just how shitty they could be But even if I think they're good and call myself a fan I'm still gonna write retarded songs making fun of them
4.
Tapas 02:00
I spent four years in a creek bed, stuck inside my own head With a flat plate and a razor blade and spit turning red I can't figure out where time goes -- I came here half-a-pack ago It's an hour past when I said that I'd be at the show I told myself I'd never drink or smoke weed Now I'm fifteen in a parking lot, freebasing DMT And now, I'm running out of hydro, so I'll replace it with speed Passing out in the bush where I just peed Now the cops are closing in and I've got nowhere to go There's a red light in the sky -- is that a fucking drone? And I sprint through the mud -- I'm covered from head to toe I go through a whole pack just on the way back home I told myself I'd never drink or smoke weed Now I'm fifteen in a parking lot, freebasing DMT And now, I'm running out of hydro, so I'll replace it with speed Passing out in the bush where I just peed <instrumental> Now I'm in my room with three thoughts looping in my mind I wonder if I took too much -- last time, I almost died Running out my room -- "I can't die like this!" I cried I would give it all up just to have another try I hear screaming and crying as the cops kick in the door I'm biting and I'm kicking and they pin me on the floor I'm gonna die a junkie -- there's no hope for me, I'm sure As the cuffs go on, I scream, "There's gotta be something more!" I told myself I'd never drink or smoke weed Now I'm fifteen in a parking lot, freebasing DMT And now, I'm running out of hydro, so I'll replace it with speed Passing out in the bush where I just peed Passing out in the bush where I just peed Passing out in the bush where I just peed
5.
I'm in Hell 01:52
originally by Andy Dick
6.
Ha'adcore 01:44
Lift weights, hoodies, straight-edge, crowdkill, man up, tune down Chug-riff, no shirt, punch-mosh, Bay shit, fuck you, die now Merch-core, fightcore, muscle-core, jock-core, tardcore, albacore Biceps, brainrot, no sex, no thoughts, brick wall, headsmash Where are your smiles? Just Nike™s for miles Y'all couldn't circle-pit if you tried You shaved off your mohawks because you were bored Now you're all bald dudes in workout shorts Beatdown, floor-punch, spinkick, windmill, shit-fuck, poop-fart Big dick, leg day, rap sheet, rape charge -- allegedly Big fonts, can't read, yell loud, nosebleed, fist-fight, crew pride Drop-D, Drop-C -- Mommy dropped me as a baby Where are your smiles? Just Nike™s for miles Y'all couldn't circle-pit if you tried You shaved off your mohawks because you were bored Now you're all bald dudes in fucking workout shorts
7.
This city's far too civilized For our repugnant sorts of tribes And so we're forced to improvise It's hard to find good public spots That aren't curfewed by the cops But still, we fight and never stop It's okay We'll have our day We have come to loiter We stake out private property for a place to reconnoiter We have come to loiter And buddy, we don't fucking care About your business there If we intend to throw a show We can't abide by any "no's" The creed of GG says so In front of gun shops, in the malls At markets, parks and City Hall We'll sabotage them all Our rending Will know no ending We have come to loiter Your storefront -- she's a beauty and we'll gleefully exploit her We have come to loiter And we don't give a snotty toss For local zoning laws <instrumental> We have come to loiter We have come to loiter We have come to loiter Oh, we have come to loiter We have come to loiter
8.
Godot 02:09
Million-dollar cars over low-income housing The homeless population skyrockets by the day Economic equality only on paper Most of the wealth is discreetly preserved In offshore bank accounts of corporate-owned nations Billions of dollars illegitimately earned Those left behind have delusions of grandeur in their heads Hung from ivory towers with their bootstraps 'round their necks We tried to talk -- to beg -- to walk the path that you have paved But it's blocked up from corpses of us economic slaves No justice in this system but the justice we have made The revolution's coming and we'll put you in your grave
9.
We were all misled Everyone's dead There's nothing to be done or to be said It isn't in our heads The sky is turning red And there's nothing to be done or to be said There's smoke in the air and pollution in the ocean Where is the commotion for? Ghosts breathing the air -- the water's a carcinogen That melts our eyes and burns our skin From bones of those before comes bones of those after Assuming there's an after That's not engulfed in war, but why would we have hope for them If we refuse to make ammends? We were all misled Everyone's dead There's nothing to be done or to be said It isn't in our heads The sky is turning red And there's nothing to be done or to be said The seas are frozen in cliffs of tidal waves And I'll be honest, we could use a shave We're homeless nomads, trundling through the wastes Never knowing what we'll have to face The tribal factions split the land apart And the hand of spite grips every heart The soil is dirt and the livestock die in droves With our children soon to follow We were all misled Everyone's dead There's nothing to be done or to be said It isn't in our heads The sky is turning red And there's nothing to be done or to be said <instrumental> We were all misled Everyone's dead There's nothing to be done or to be said It isn't in our heads The sky is turning red And there's nothing to be done or to be said We were all misled Everyone's dead There's nothing to be done or to be said It isn't in our heads The sky is turning red And there's nothing to be done or to be said There's nothing to be done or to be said There's nothing to be done or to be said There's nothing to be done or to be said
10.
originally by Days N Daze

credits

released July 30, 2022

Geadam Crawfler - electric guitar (tracks 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9), acoustic guitar (tracks 1, 3, 5 and 7), bass (tracks 1, 3, 5 and 7), drums (tracks 1-3 and 5-10) vocals (tracks 1, 3, and 5-9), backing vocals (tracks 2 and 10), artwork

Aorge Dorfford - electric guitar (tracks 6, 8 and 9), acoustic guitar (tracks 2, 4, 6 and 8-10), bass (tracks 2, 6 and 8-10), vocals (tracks 2, 4, 6 and 8-10), backing vocals (tracks 1, 3, 5 and 7), mixing

Crad Brownover - backing vocals (tracks 3 and 5-7)

Pyler Tersons - drums (track 8), backing vocals (track 5)

Trevor - backing vocals (tracks 1, 3, 5 and 7)

Christine - backing vocals (track 5)

Steve - cat (track 5)

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horrible two-man (sometimes three-man) folk punk project to help bored people get through Quarantine while awaiting the end of all things

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